Category: Fun

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Bad Dates

No post today. Yesterday late I had some bad dates, or maybe it was figs; or possibly it was the food I ate a place I didn’t want to go. In any […]

Alchemy Hour

Hello there world!!! We are SO ready for you!! A.H. Is open for business ya'll! Swing on by!! Open till 8pm! pic.twitter.com/na6TlJTa4s — Alchemy Hour (@shopalchemyhour) April 1, 2014 It’s Happy Week […]

One Reporter’s #Sochi Horror Story

I finally made it to Sochi, a nightmare worse than you can imagine. My story is best told in tweets. https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431757546551259136 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431759720178008064 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431762028433534976 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431764060062089216 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431766424772952064 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431768396825657344 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431770169724375040 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431772207376003072 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431776739531194368 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/431780687461773312

Will Someone Please Laugh At These Jokes?

Well, I think these are funny. https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/428299063285387264 https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/427811946755133440 Update And then for something not as funny. https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/429687029639573505 Update This is for my number-two son. https://twitter.com/mattstat/status/429741494228897794