Happy Fourth of July! Here are your Safety First! tips for blowing off fireworks. 1. Take plenty of matches: propane blowtorches are ideal. 2. Hurl the bottle rocket at your victim just […]
Top 10 Fireworks Safety First! Tips
Happy Poems On The Sad Passing Of Roe V. Wade
In honor of Sam Alito and Clarence Thomas, some poetry on the ending of Roe v. Wade. This wasn’t my idea; it was the guys at New Occidental Poetry. They have a […]
On Computing The Number Of The Beast
And it was given him to give life to the image of the beast, and that the image of the beast should speak; and should cause, that whosoever will not adore the […]
This Is A Stick Up
Before I begin, let me ask Biden voters: how you guys doing today? It’s that happy joyous anticipated glorious time of year where I squeeze readers to fund my extravagant life as […]
Register Your Predictions for 2022!
My Dear Friends, and, yes, Enemies, Happy New Year. As has been our tradition these many years, it’s time to register our predictions for the coming year. We look at how well […]
The Great Typo Hunt: My Enemies Insert Errors Into Everything You Believe Is Wrong
From Anon: I’m trying to read your book, “Everything You Believe is Wrong”, but it’s tough going. You need an editor! Case in point, in the section “Democracy is Discord” the first […]
Merry Christmas
Dearest readers, It is has been a remarkable year, my dear crew, but, God willing, next year will be less noteworthy. Either way, I am glad you are all here to listen […]
A Visit From St Fauci
‘Twas the night before Boosters, when all round the floors, The doctors and coroners were forming a corps; The beds were made ready for the bodies to come, For the clots and […]
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