I knew she meant the cigar, but I pretended not to hear. “What you’re doing is wrong,” she repeated. “Oh, it’s not so bad,” I said. I was sitting on a raised […]
If You Disagree You Are Full Of Hate, You Bigot
Putting The Squeeze On Bob Newhart, Duck Dynasty
The culture war continues, with most of the battles still being won by the side which employs its devastatingly effective Shock Shrill Squad (the SSS). Two examples. Heard of Legatus? Group founded […]
Researchers Claim Gays Who Face Prejudice Live Shorter Lives
The Daily Mail reported it like this: “Gay people who face regular homophobic abuse have a shorter life expectancy than those who live in more tolerant communities.” Homophobic abuse, they say. “The […]
Punishment Of Pre-Thoughtcrime On The Rise: You Could Be Next
Certain Canadians have been tried, convicted, and sentenced for pre-thoughtcrime. Bound to have happened, you will say, especially given events such as the howling drooling hate-filled mob that terrorized Brandon Eich out […]
Is It Okay To Force A Baker To Sell Cakes In Violation Of His Religious Conscience?
Here’s the setup: a Colorado judge has ordered a Christian man and owner of a bakery that he must bake cakes for homosexual civil ceremonies (homosexual “marriage” is illegal in Colorado) or […]
Guinness, Heineken, & Sam Adams Now Political Statements, Not Beer
I was on the edge of abandoning Guinness anyway. Bars in Manhattan have been selling 13 ounce “pints” of it—and charging for 16 ounces—for the past few months. (If the bar charges […]
Wave Of Apoplexy About To Be Unleashed
Dear reader, it is your duty to memorize these signs of stroke. Use the helpful FAST mnemonic. F = Face: ask the victim to smile; does one side of her face droop? […]
Bake Your Own Damn Cake
A new joke. Setup: What do you call it when two guys head to City Hall and undergo a ceremony meant to tie their finances together until one of them tires of […]
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