Woman Who Said Women Have Vaginas Attacked By Invasive Species

Woman Who Said Women Have Vaginas Attacked By Invasive Species

The woman, Lisa Keogh, is a law student at Abertay “University”, which itself is in a near-frozen wasteland of strange and curious creatures, which were once largely unknown in the warmer parts of the world. Creatures like the blue-haired land whale, the sallow ballless dean, and the shrieking trannie.

These invasive species, once unheard of, are of course now commonplace all throughout Europe and most of North America. They have the unfortunate habit of displacing the indigenous populations wherever they find entry.

It doesn’t take them long, either. As late a 2019, a male homo sapiens could walk the groves of Oxford and say aloud “Anne Boleyn was white”. No longer. These men are now gone, replaced almost entirely by the pierced soygamous neutral, which can be recognized by their call, “Anne Boleyn was always black.

Anyway, Keogh made the mistake of saying “the difference in physical strength of men versus women is a fact”. She also said it was a fact human females were born with vaginas.

It is here the story takes a strange turn, because it wasn’t like she thought she was speaking to a group of homo sapiens, but where they had been replaced, unknown to her, by these invasive species. People have been fooled before. But she knew she wasn’t addressing people.

Indeed, these events occurred while Keogh was studying to become a “human rights lawyer”, which, as we all know, is the name scientists give to the biologists researching invasive species. Alas, it appears she was not as keen at her studies as she should have been. A howling pack of beasties pounced, and it’s not clear even now whether Keogh will recover.

It has long been known certain sounds can cause members of these invasive species to attack. For reasons scientists have not yet identified, saying “Women have vaginas” particularly enrages the beasts, and they come at any speaker, claws unsheathed.

Some have suggested it’s the unique combination of sounds that causes the triggering. But other researchers say that this doesn’t explain why adding “Some” to the front of “Women have vaginas” causes no reaction at all.

Scientists advise that if you come across one of these creatures in the wild, you must under no circumstances talk to it or feed it.

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  1. Amateur Brain Surgeon


    If we don’t laugh the invasives win

  2. Sheri

    Hey, no one stopped the invasive species so humans DESERVE this. Why do tyou hink humans should not have to fight evil???? Do you not read the Bible?????

    You really should remove it to an island with gators around it and guards to keep it in. THAT would be responsible, adult behavior.

    ABS: That’s how the invasives won.

  3. “The things you see when you haven’t got your gun!”

  4. brad.tittle

    @McChuck and then there are the things you see when you do have your gun and you don’t want to be put in jail for the rest of your life because you knowingly brought a gun to a confrontational opportunity.

    Any reasonable person knows that bad things are going to happen at protests. Being prepared means you were ready to cause harm.

    People who have rocks and batons and molotov cocktails in their bags… Those people have no ill intent.

  5. Whitney

    I’m having a really hard time having sympathy for her because I know that she’s one of them. But I know God loves her and would want her to turn from her manifest errors to His light and His truth. I will say a prayer for her.

  6. “They Walk Among Us!”
    “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”
    But like Whitney said, this woman was training to be one of them and was clueless as to their nature.

  7. Amateur Brain Surgeon

    Dear Shari. We live in a liberal nation where even the putative conservatives are suffused with liberal ideology but most do not understand the consequences of that liberalism.

    This man did and he formulated laws about liberalism and the relationships they have with the minorities they succor.


    As for The Bible, ABS was reading Chapter 2 of IV Kings yesterday about how kids were mocking God’s prophet, Eliseus.

    Well, back in the day those with religious authority were not too keen on being mocked so the prophet cursed them and God sent 42 bears to devour the 42 little bastids who were mocking Eliseus.

    Bear food.

    That is what so many of our invasive species ought be…

  8. Milton Hathaway

    As an engineer, parenting wasn’t instinctual for me, I had to put a lot of thought in it. For teenagers, there is a range of behaviors, call them A thru H, where A in angelic and H is hellish. A parent has to lay down the law and devise effective consequences. Coming up with effective consequences is a lot of work, and continual revision is necessary. A whole lot of work.

    You want kids to learn to think for themselves. If a parent sets the limit at behavior A, where there are severe consequences for behavior B, disaster will result, kids will rebel and go straight to H. If behavior F is unacceptable, a parent learns to set the limit at behavior C or D. A parent must keep close watch, but then turn a blind eye to behavior C. This satisfies the kids need for independence and rebellion, as they think they are breaking the rules and getting away with it. The kids think their parents are control freaks, of course, but that’s an acceptable price to pay (especially when you see them using the same technique with their kids).

    There are bad parents, of course. The woke mob remind me of really bad parents. Historically, the treatment of, say, transsexuals has fallen into the category of H – once found out, they were persecuted and eliminated. In their zeal to train society in their image, the woke mob can’t see a range of behaviors, they see only behaviors A and H, and insist on behavior A, with harsh consequences for the slightest deviation from behavior A. Now adults are generally more thoughtful than teenagers, so the backlash will be slow to start and take a different form, but have no doubt that there will be a backlash, and the woke mob will be caught off guard by it’s swiftness and severity once the pendulum start swinging back with a vengeance. Pendulums, like society, do that when you push them too far.

  9. C-Marie

    And so, with the no longer hidden, church system of man, as Francis with his call for “new humanism” and the Bishops and priests following him, in plain view, and with many of those truly belonging to Jesus Christ the Son of God, seemingly not having a clue as to what to do, due to the poor shepherding they have had, much of the fear of being led of and by the Holy Spirit, to pray in prayer as He leads, and as needed publicly for the protection of the young, is prevalent.

    Do pray for the children, that God fills their hearts with Jesus Who is the Truth, so that they will recognize lies when being told and taught them, and so, will not believe the falsehoods.

    God bless, C-Marie

  10. Russell Haley

    Please don’t be so insulting. Whales are very intelligent creatures and associating them with these invasive species is disrespectful.

  11. Fr. John+

    “But I know God loves her and would want her to turn from her manifest errors to His light and His truth. I will say a prayer for her.” – Whitney

    I am assuming Whitney is a person with a vagina (i.e., a woman). Sorry, dear… but God- YHWH God, the God of the Bible, and the Father of Jesus Christ (ya know?) does NOT love ‘everyone.’ Especially those who hate HIM.

    This is Christianity 101- not the mollycoddled, feminized, sodomized Novus ordo gobbledygook known as Xtianity, today. Going back as far as Origen (who was later anathematized by…. the CHURCH!) we read:

    “Many of those, however, who profess to believe in Christ, hold conflicting opinions not only on small and trivial questions but also on some that are great and important … In the same way when we find many who think they hold the doctrine of Christ, some of them differing in their beliefs from the Christians of earlier times; and yet the teaching of the Church, handed down in unbroken succession from the Apostles, is still preserved and continues to exist in the churches up to the present day, we maintain that that only is to be believed as the truth which in no way conflicts with the tradition of the church and the apostles.“ – On First Principles; Book I, p. 2. ca. 220 A.D.

    Or, as has been noted by a saint of the Church: “I for my part maintain that to hate the enemies of God is lawful, and that such a hatred pleases the Master. By enemies I mean those who in every way deny the glory of the Master, whether the Jews or those who are manifestly idolaters or those who thought Arius’ teaching make an idol of the creature, and so take up again the Jewish Error. “ – Gregory of Nyssa, Letters, #3.8

    THIS is Biblical Christianity. Nothing less… ever.

  12. Russell Haley

    Fr. John+: So we should *not* pray for those that persecute us? Is your view of YHWH that he is schizophrenic?

    I shouldn’t have to do this but:
    “Teacher, which is the great commandment in the law?” 37Jesus said to him, “‘You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ 38This is the first and great commandment. 39And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40On these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets.” Matt. 22:34-40

    Matthew 5:3–12

    The eight Beatitudes in Matthew:
    3Blessed are the poor in spirit,
    for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
    4Blessed are those who mourn,
    for they will be comforted.
    5Blessed are the meek,
    for they will inherit the Earth.
    6Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
    for they will be satisfied.
    7Blessed are the merciful,
    for they will be shown mercy.
    8Blessed are the pure in heart,
    for they will see God.
    9Blessed are the peacemakers,
    for they will be called children of God.
    10Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
    for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
    11Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me.
    12Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

    I see nothing in there about justified anger, retaliation or separating people into Us or Them. As a man who has had plenty of dicks in my mouth and now attends a VERY traditional Catholic church, I rebuke you.

  13. Mark

    Dear Dr. Briggs, thanks for your work on this blog, and I also very much enjoyed your appearance on the Patrick Coffin Show. I clicked on the link in quotes in this article i.e. “Anne Boleyn was always black.” However, I couldn’t find that quote anywhere in the linked-to article. Who originally gave this quote? As an Englishman, I’m interested in this particular topic – even my mother was unsure the other day about Anne Boleyn’s ethnicity, so effective has the advertising for this new series been.

  14. patrick healy

    Dear Professor Briggs,
    As this “Institution” an ex polytechnic masquerading as a University, is just up the road from me, thank you for this post. I had not been aware of this unsurprising nonsense.
    Unfortunately like many other post on the web, when I try to find the original article it is on the stinking Times fake news paper, which one needs to subscribe to to read.
    It is unfortunate that you are not alone in not pointing out to viewers that this is the case.
    It is all too common that you that you are not alone in failing warn us poor peons

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