Wishcasting The End Of The World: Update

Wishcasting is when a forecast or prediction is shaded in the direction the forecaster or predictor wants the event to happen. For example, if you forecast this weekend’s weather, you might be inclined to discount evidence that it will rain. Similarly, if you predict which team will win tonight’s game—your home or the away team—you might exaggerate your team’s chances. End of the World

The potential for wishcasting is stronger the more interest the forecaster has in the outcome. Observe any gambler to see whether this is true. Wishcasting can be eliminated, but only by approaching uncertainty with a kind of Buddhist calm. This state is difficult to attain and even more difficult to retain.

All of us are interested in the future of humanity, many of us intensely so. This is one of the reasons why making guesses of what will happen is so difficult. We badly want events to turn out this way or that, and depending whether we’re naturally gloomy or bright, we misestimate the odds of the event turning out against us or in our favor.

Thus it must be for Harold Camping and Robert Fitzpatrick, who Fox News reports is a “a 60-year-old Staten Island resident” who “spent his entire $140,000 life savings advertising his prediction that the world will end May 21.”

Camping and Fitzpatrick belong to Family Radio Worldwide, a group which not only broadcasts its predictions, but has bought (or rented?) a fleet of buses which carry signs announcing that May 21st is it.

The followers of Camping are gloomy. They have heard of wars and rumors of wars, which they have interpreted as a sign that the end is nigh. But they have forgotten or given little weight to the warning that these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

I say they formed their prediction in such dark terms because these men want the end to come. Why?

They follow the news and the news depresses them. Perhaps they read the story where NASA’s very own James Hansen is helping five teenagers sue the federal government over global warming. The precocious (are there any other kind?) teens are not pleased that the (operationally defined) global mean temperature might soar a tenth of a degree Centigrade, perhaps even two-tenths of a degree, in fifty yeas time.

Now I ask you—is that not a depressing thing of which to hear? These kids, in the oft-used vulgar term, are our future! Doesn’t that, just a little, give you the idea that the world would be better off without that future?

(Of course, those teens, whose press release admits their “profound interest in ensuring our climate remains stable enough to ensure their right to a livable future,” are themselves no strangers to wishcasting.)

Perhaps Camping and Fitzgerald, proprietors of a radio station, decided one day to spin the dial and have a listen to the competition. If so, they would have made the same judgment as the New York Times:

It’s some kind of milestone: Three of the Top 10 hits on last week’s [March 7th] pop music chart have choruses that can’t be played uncensored on the radio and won’t have their original lyrics quoted in this family newspaper. All three use variations on a familiar, emphatic, percussive four-letter word.

Not only is this music popular, but it is award-winning, too. Goethe said that the true mark of barbarism is a culture that fails to appreciate the excellent. So would not hearing “Cee Lo Green”, the “Beatles”, or “Pink” assaulting the English language and insulting Bach cause you to believe that you have discovered an infallible proof that next Saturday a blissful silence will finally ensue?

Or perhaps the folks at Family Radio turned on the news only to see that Health Department of New York State proposed banning the games “Capture the Flag, Steal the Bacon and Red Rover” at summer camps because, and I quote, “these activities pose a significant risk of injury.”

True, the governor, in a rare show of sanity, kicked the rules down the stairs, but that they were even proposed is an evil omen so ominous that even your author has taken to spinning his head around at any noise that sounds like hoofbeats.

“Behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.” The sociologist Robert Nisbet took great pains to show that our government was becoming like a royal institution, so interpreting that crown takes little imagination.

At least, that is how it must appear to Camping and Fitzgerald, who desperately wish it would all just end.

Update As will be by now obvious, the world did not end last night. The New York Post reports on one poor soul who stood counting in Times Square. When the event did not happen, he realized that he had to return home to his dirty dishes.

If you find yourself in a gleeful mood, congratulating yourself of your superiority over Camping and his foolish followers, consider what it says about you that you can be so pleased over such small victories.

E.g., Stephen Fry tweeted, “Marvellous news! Rapture doesnt mean end of world; apparently all the planet’s imbeciles disappear in one go.”


  1. mathman

    Predicting a date certain for the Rapture is a hobby which has been practiced at numerous times in the past, by numerous persons, and has thus far failed.
    Many were convinced that the Rapture would come in 1000 AD. This was ostensibly a thousand years after Jesus’ birth.
    Camping alleges that he has decisively dated the Great Flood of Noah.
    And he uses that linchpin for all his later dating.
    His slavish literalism appears to be oblivious to the fact that the OT was written mostly in Hebrew, and the NT in Greek. It makes a lot of difference which language you assume.
    Biblical Hebrew has a limited vocabulary. This is true to the extent that modern Hebrew has lots of imported words. Thus old Hebrew has lots of plays on words, lots of acronyms, and is a true quagmire for the novice.
    At least one thing is certain: a new denomination will emerge after May 21, just as the Seventh Day Adventists emerged from an earlier Rapture fault.

  2. I sometimes think the Lord rather enjoys making such fear-mongering look foolish … then one day the end will come … when non expect it.

    Thanks for the great post! I’m going to link to it if you don’t mind.

  3. So Harold Camping has lived long enough to take a second bite from of the “end-of-the-world” apple? We also went through this with him in September, 1994. He was POSITIVE then, too.

    Apparently enough time has passed that another couple of generations of suckers are ripe for the plucking. Whichever translation Camping uses must have pretty much skimmed over Matthew 24:36, etc. Or else he is another Brigham Young and somehow supernaturally wrote his own supplement. The answer will become clear next Sunday. Fitting.

  4. Ray

    “profound interest in ensuring our climate remains stable enough to ensure their right to a livable future,”

    These people believe they can control the climate by dickering with a few parts per million of a trace gas in the atmosphere. King Canute was smart enough to know he couldn’t control the forces of nature, but these people aren’t.

  5. Adam H

    Perusing Camping’s website has made me a very sad man. He says things like “”I know it’s absolutely true, because the Bible is always absolutely true,” yet he doesn’t cite any chapters/verses. He doesn’t give ANY rational for his prediction on his website, presumably because he wants you to BUY HIS BOOK (God is weeping for his soul).

    After a long time searching for some sort of evidence that the world might end on May 21, the ONLY evidence I’ve found of any kind is from the wikipedia page “2011 end times prediction”, which I am guessing is taken from his book or radio show. And it is absolutely the most convoluted logic anyone could ever come up with. Seriously, I can’t even summarize it.

  6. Cris


    Perhaps you missed this gem on Camping’s website, in which he lists actual verses and then performs numerological exercises not seen since the Illuminatus! Trilogy.

  7. Bruce Foutch

    I propose we all meet at Mr. Briggs’ home on the 20th for a fashionable soirée and go out in style!

    Bring a bottle of your favorite single malt and what’s left of that box of Cuban cigars you’ve been hoarding. Yes, the cigars you smuggled in from your last trip to the continent and thought no one else knew about… I’ll bring a half box of Montecristos and a bottle of Glenfarclas.

  8. Doug Proctor

    I hope the hopeful or anxious, whatever they might be in anticipation of the Rapture, will not assist in their personal journey the way Heaven’s Gate members did (as the comet Hale-Bopp approached).

    Though I do strongly believe that everyone should put their money where their mouth is, in this case I suggest as strongly that it is the leaders who should show complete belief and let their followers come when called.

  9. Briggs


    I don’t have the Cubans, but the rest of the idea sound.

  10. Andrew Kennett

    Excuse WB I know this is off topic but comments on Food Deserts have closed and you may be interested in this related news story

    Healthy food cost outpaces CPI by 29pc

    Basically in Aust “Healthy Food” has risen in price faster than the basket of all goods by 29% and of all foods by 9%. So the question is which is more expensive a punnet of strawberries or a Big Mac and which is rising faster in price? So if you are hungry on a low income what are you going to buy?

  11. The only real tragedy that will happen on 21 May is that my younger daughter turns 18, ending my life with children. As of that day, I will have adult offspring.

    Sigh. Cubans and single malt is very, very appropriate. Although I think on that day a nice 23 year Rittenhouse Rye might do nicely indeed…it’s the American equivalent, basically, of an Islay.

  12. The book of Revelation speaks of a “quart of wheat” costing a day’s wages as we head into the final stretch. I’ve missed that bread costs that much. Must mean the organic stuff.

  13. DAV

    Damn! The world ended last night and I missed it. Cursed luck.

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