A Secret Facet Of The Woke Identified!

A Secret Facet Of The Woke Identified!

After months of rigorous investigation, and employing the most sophisticated computerized machine learning AI systems, a fundamental component, a key facet, an integral essential fact, a fact heretofore unnoticed, about the woke has emerged.

It was discovered after ingesting and processing and submitting to intense painstaking analysis many tens of thousands of documents, of which there is an endless supply. Here are three.

Headline One: “Male blood donor, 66, turned away from clinic after he refused to answer a question on whether he was pregnant as part of a pre-donation questionnaire”.

Mr Sinclair, 66, was told to fill in a form which asked whether he was expecting a child or had been pregnant in the past six months.

When he complained that as a man in his 60s this question did not apply and he should not have to answer it, Mr Sinclair said staff at the clinic told him they could not accept his blood….

Last night Professor Marc Turner, director of SNBTS, said: ‘We appreciate the support of each and every one of our donor community and thank Mr Sinclair for his commitment over a long number of years. Whilst pregnancy is only a relevant question to those whose biological sex or sex assigned at birth is female, sex assigned at birth is not always visually clear to staff.

Headline Two: “Trans kids’ treatment can start younger, new guidelines say.”

The World Professional Association for Transgender Health said hormones could be started at age 14, two years earlier than the group’s previous advice, and some surgeries done at age 15 or 17, a year or so earlier than previous guidance. The group acknowledged potential risks but said it is unethical and harmful to withhold early treatment…

The update is based on expert opinion and a review of scientific evidence on the benefits and harms of transgender medical treatment in teens whose gender identity doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth, the group said. Such evidence is limited but has grown in the last decade, the group said, with studies suggesting the treatments can improve psychological well-being and reduce suicidal behavior.

Headline three:

Here, then, is the key facet, as revealed electronically by a computer after examination of this information-rich cache:

The woke are not sane. They are insane. They lack sanity.

They are crazy. They are daft. They are not in touch with Reality. They are in thrall to falsity.

Their thoughts are abnormal. Their thinking is unsound. They are bereft of reason. The best of them are befuddled. The worst are non compos mentis, only more so.

They are obsessed; they are lunatic. They embrace delusion with greater intensity than a soldier home from leave takes his wife. It was they who resurrected from obscurity the word demented.

If they struggle with all their might to travel the Road to Reality they might make it back to Disordered by decade’s end. Headed in the opposite direction, the speed at which they passed Dunderheaded could not be clocked. They are brainsick.

They were once called irrational prevaricating buffoons, but this so incensed the irrational prevaricating buffoon community that they sued for slander. And won. With costs.

They are bughouse batshit braindead bonkers.

Their tanks ran dry of Reason, they ran long past Empty, and when they went to refuel their desiccated scorched emaciated stunted little gray cells, it was discovered no nozzle would fit their receptacles.

They would be classed as certifiable and institutionalized, only science has not yet invented a term comprehensive enough to encompass their ludicrous loony locoisms, and so they roam free.

They are infected with a mind virus so virulent that coronavirus mutated into a harmless cold in shocked shame because of its inability to keep up.

Their remains will not be touched by vultures, cockroaches, or blowflies, which fear what eating woke brain tissue would do to them. They are so brainless that Zombies refuse to mingle with them.

They are used in medicine as examples to point to when treating schizophrenics, in which doctors say, “See? It could be worse.”

To paraphrase from pop culture: Listen, and understand. The woke are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

They are nuts.

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  1. Hagfish Bagpipe

    Great bit, Sarge.

    I’m picturing Rod Serling delivering this as intro to a Twilight Zone episode.

  2. She/her” in the Navy video says: “I use ‘she/her’ pronouns. What is a pronoun? A pronoun is how we identify ourselves, apart from our name, and it’s also how people refer to us in conversation.”

    So in fact she doesn’t use “she/her,” but “we” “ourselves” and “us,” just as we all do. So her pronouns aren’t “she/her” at all. “She/her” are just two of a number of pronouns other people use when referring to us. And whether we are “we,” “us,” or “ourselves” doesn’t depend on us, but on our grammatical role, or place in the sentence.

    It’s all about knowing your place, or role in the great life sentence that’s been handed down to us.

  3. Jan Van Betsuni

    Woke are also fairly described as being – Cuckoo in the Noggin

  4. The million dollar question (less of an impressive number now than it used to be): does woke merely attract the insane, or does woke cause insanity? I suspect both, but that the latter predominates.

  5. JDaveF

    The Woke are insane? Depends on your definition of insanity. They are more like a fundamentalist religion.
    Have you heard of the crazy fundamentalist religion that actually practices cannibalism? Yes, they eat the flesh and drink the blood of a dead man every Sunday! Now THAT’S insane.

    Once you realize they are talking about fundamentalist religious beliefs, understand the Woke becomes much easier.

    Transgenders are the new saints of the Woke: no one dare criticize them, everyone wants their child to become one, no expense must be spared in glorifying them.

  6. JDaveF

    More insanity:
    There are a group of religious fundamentalists who refuse blood transfusions, for themselves and their children, even if it means death because the Bible says “Eat no blood”

    There are religious fundamentalists who insist on surgery on the genitals of all male children.

    There are religious fundamentalists who create words of reference, such as “Your Holiness”, instead of using a person’s given name.

    I believe I’ve matched your three examples of Wokeism with current, mainstream religious fundamentalism. Once you view Wokesness as a religion it begins to make sense.

    Every pandemic in human history has produced a period of religious fundamentalism.

  7. Laura

    @jdavef, ty gaslighter

  8. Johnno

    Briggsy… you forgot the most horrible thing of them all!

    The Woke universally operate and thrive within and upon bureaucracies!

    That alone exponentially raises their insanity and potential to ruin everything by orders of magnitude!

  9. Uncle Mike

    Their pickle barrels are empty. No bricks in their loads. Tumble weeds in their cranial wastelands.

    SCOTUS, our most august body of jurisprudence, now contains a a woman who doesn’t know what that means. The others are beset in their homes by howling mobs of baby eaters.

    Their fearless leader is a senile nursing home escapee prone to tipovers, yet he’s the brightest penny in their tray. Perversity is their only asset, the flag they wave and salute.

    It’s a cancer without a cure. When the food riots hit, you can kiss civilization goodbye. Don’t expect the OWM to save you this time.

  10. Forbes

    Now Briggs, don’t be shy. Tell us how you really feel. This is a safe space and all are acknowledged, all are accepted, all are welcomed…

  11. Forbes

    I guess it didn’t like the emoticon I used. 😉

  12. The True Nolan

    From the Tweet:
    “Here’s their new instructional video, which is modeled after a children’s show:”

    Seems about right for today’s modern military.

  13. Cary Cotterman

    The name my old man used to apply to such idiots was “Shit-for-Brains”.

  14. Dan Diego

    They need our blood much more than we need their crazy wokeness.

    I donate blood and plasma fairly regularly and have never had to answer that question.

    But if I did, I assure you I would no longer donate anything to them.

  15. C-Marie

    As someoome else wrote, the protestors at Amy’s home were actually advertising, with the “blood” and doll babies, that abortion does kill children.

    Also, All Lives Matter. God said so, when He gave His only Son.

    Also, the direct, purposely given, immense disrespect written above, concerning the Holy Eucharist of Roman Catholicism, please dear God our Father, forgive, for perhaps the writer knows not Him Who is the Truth.

    And, as the same has been commented before concerning Holy Communion, if it is written again, let those who are willing, practice patience, for we know not how soon the one might well become a believer in Him Who is the Truth, and then know that God cannot lie.

    God bless, C-Marie

  16. Robin

    “To paraphrase from pop culture: Listen, and understand. The woke are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

    They are nuts.”

    And they have been created, financed and unleashed by the very wealthy foreign enemies, and domestic traitors, of America.

  17. vince

    Woke lips sink ships…

  18. john b()

    Three things about they

    They are not they
    They are woke
    They are insane

  19. Dodgy Geezer

    Remote and ineffectual don,
    that dared attack my Chesterton…

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