Researchers: Living Under The Sin-Of-Pride Flag Produces Flashbacks To Noah’s Flood

Researchers: Living Under The Sin-Of-Pride Flag Produces Flashbacks To Noah’s Flood

Read this The Science sentence with me and see if you enjoy it as much as I did: “Long before climate change, California’s Great Flood of 1862 stretched up to 300 miles long and 60 miles across.” (Thanks to our own Kent Clizbe for turning this gem up.)

It seems, Experts tell us, noahic “massive statewide floods have occurred every century or two in California over the past millennia”.

But now, under climate change, they might occur again!

Only if they do occur again, they can now be blamed on climate change, the cause of all evil—including childhood obesity. We now live under climate change, but, back then, the climate was, we infer, entirely static, unchanged and unchangeable.

Yet even if you are sure that we used to live in a climatic Eden, and are now in a unrelieved hothouse, all because of climate change, it opens an important new unsolved scientific problem.

What we can blame the old floods on?

Pre-climate change? Which is sort of like pre-diabetes? White supremacy? Homophobia?

Keep the last one in mind as we go through the rest of The Science. Before we get to that, let me remind you of three things:

1. All models only say what they are told to say.

2. Climate attributions studies can’t be trusted. Quoting moi: “In order to attribute individual weather events to humankind, scientists need a perfect model of the climate. They do not have this. Therefore, claims that we are responsible for any particular weather event are at best overconfident, if not plain wrong.”

3. The IPCC Sees What Isn’t There. Quoting the same suave guy: “There are multiple layers of uncertainty. There is the uncertainty in the events themselves, the uncertainty that arises out of the fact that the climate models used in these studies are imperfect, the uncertainty that arises from the statistical models used to reach the final conclusions, and finally the fact that any correlations between models and reality are weak and inconclusive.”

Now let’s quote somebody with something worth hearing, a commenter at the link above (with my paragraphifications):

How quickly we forget. In 1969 SoCal saw two “500 year storms” back to back. There was actually water flowing in the Ventura River and the Santa Clara River. Where the City of Oxnard recently has approved shopping centers, office buildings and hundreds of condos was under 6 feet of water at the peak and it took at least a couple of weeks for the water to recede to the point where slow travel in the area was possible.

The Saticoy bridge washed out and for a while I thought the newly installed 101 bridge would follow suit. Of course, 101 was closed north of Ventura as the Ventura River washed over the highway. The Santa Clara River plain that is mostly farmland was flooded. Houses that were built in the river flood plain were flooded. They were built because “There hasn’t been a flood here in over 60 years.”

There was lots of litigation over various representations that had been made. If one considers that tree ring study is indicative of weather patterns, this area some centuries ago experienced a 500 year drought. There is no reason not to believe that we just might be in the beginning stages of another 500 year drought in the area.

Ah, how little things change. The year of our Lord 19 and 69 was when the world suffered global cooling. Then somebody remembered to flip the thermostat’s oh-en-oh-eff-eff switch to the oh-en position, and we’ve been fretting about how, one day, it’s coming, soon, it’ll get here, don’t worry, you can feel it, we’ll suffer global warming.

Here comes the homophobic p-value challenge!

Our authors, who have done a correlation study, claim that certain trace gasses, minuscule atmospheric components, correlate with an increased chance of the kind of flood that used to be caused by something other than climate change but which will now be caused by climate change, and that climate change correlates with these minuscule-proportioned trace gases. Got it?

All right, well, there are certain other things, much more visible things than these dinky little trace gasses. Something else that has been increasing like congresscreatures to a lobbyist’s new office. Something that might have caused the old great floods, when the cause couldn’t have been climate change, but which old causes might not have gone away at all, and indeed might have increased in strength. And that is the increase in the sin-of-Pride flags swelling across the Golden State.

So. I want you to do a wee p-value analysis on the increase in sin-of-Pride flags and California floods (or temperature). And when that p turns out to be wee, and likely weer than it does in the same analysis but applied to trace gases, explain to us how the wee p indicates cause in one instance but not the other.

In spite of great rollicking humor of this request, it is in earnest. Try it. You might learn something.

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  1. Vermont Crank

    Back in the day, back when Siberians ( we now call them Indians – TY Chris) were walking from their homes to Alaska they were able to do that because the seas were 250-300 feet shallower than they are now.

    What explains that change?

    A. Well, the climate was changing as it always does and the water was freeing into glaciers and that freezing took up a lot of sea water which revealed the yellow brick road to the new world and so Thor Heyerdahl almost drowned trying to prove the Siberians did what hey did because, after that ice age, the climate warmed and melted the glaciers and the seas rose.

    2. The Siberians were having Yuge barbecues to roast their Bigly Mastodon Meat food and those fires dried up the seas

  2. Hagfish Bagpipe

    Experts warn studies show a new paper reveals emergency super computer model demonstrate catastrophic bigly mastodon meat fires scorching global crisis — unless mankind worships the Poopdick Underdevils.

    The moneypower science is settled.

  3. Dr K.A. Rodgers

    Any planet on which the climate is not changing, be it fast or be it slow, is a dead or dying planet.

  4. Spetzer86

    These “one in 500 years” things always seem to have a bit of make believe to them. When dealing with a chaotic system, and apparently not understanding significant aspects of it, how can those type of predictions be made?

  5. Robin

    @Vermont wrote: “Back in the day, back when Siberians ( we now call them Indians – TY Chris) were walking from their homes to Alaska they were able to do that because the seas were 250-300 feet shallower than they are now.

    What explains that change?”

    Well one explanation that would fit the ‘model’ is that there was never ever any climate change ever ever in planetary history until the last 20-years or so, because … the IPCC. The science is settled by consensus. Discussion over so don’t be a climate denier; ur welcome.

    Therefore in keeping with such sound scientific models, clearly the sea levels didn’t drop and the Siberians just had really really long legs …. prove me wrong.

  6. Cary Cotterman

    The greatest California flood in historic (European occupied) times took place in 1825. It was so intense that the courses of the Santa Ana and Los Angeles rivers were permanently changed. The great flood of 1862, which erased the town of Agua Mansa from the map and nearly destroyed Anaheim, is well documented. There were also major floods in 1867, 1884, 1891, and 1916. The worst flooding episode in 20th century California, not mentioned in the article, happened in 1938.

    A heavy Pacific storm lasting from February 27 to March 4 caused flooding and damage along coastal areas and as far as 100 miles inland, from San Diego to San Luis Obispo, but seemed to be centered on the region surrounding the San Bernardino Valley, mainly the San Gabriel and San Bernardino mountains. These two ranges received up to 32 inches of rain, nearly 150 percent of their annual average precipitation, in the six-day period, filling and overflowing all of the rivers and tributaries of their natural drainage systems. On the worst day of flooding, March 2, debris and sediment from mountain canyons flowed into the valley and covered thousands of acres of agricultural fields and orchards. Large sections of the cities of San Bernardino and Colton were submerged. In the Santa Ana River Basin, more than 182,000 acres (284 square miles) were inundated. Thousands of houses and businesses were destroyed, along with roads, railroads, and more than 100 bridges in the San Bernardino area alone. Some cities, like Redlands, became temporary islands, able to communicate with the outside world only by radio, because electric and telephone lines had been knocked down and buried under debris. When it was over, the 1938 flood had left 87 people dead, and had caused $78.6 million worth of property damage (more than $1.6 billion in 2022 money).

    Anyone familiar with climate history knows that “Noachian” deluges have been fairly common in California since long before anthropogenic climate change is supposed to have kicked in. Under completely normal and natural circumstances, there is no reason to believe they won’t just keep occurring. As far as flood devastation is concerned, the only difference between 1825 and today is between a population of a few thousand living in scattered ranch houses and tiny villages, and a population of forty million living in intensive urban and suburban development spread across the landscape.

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