People Of No Color Compel The Very Heavens To Obey!

People Of No Color Compel The Very Heavens To Obey!

I can understand why people of color feel so bad so often about so many things. They compare themselves to people of no color, and they discover that they come up short.

Sometimes even in the strictest sense. The race that build dikes (real ones) to hold back the very sea—the raging sea itself!—is of no color. And they are the tallest.

A partial list of things we are told where of-no-colors reign supreme, at least according to diligent journalists and Experts who so often trumpet of-no-color supremacy: good toilet habits, strong families, mathematics, punctuality, diligence, aesthetics, strong work ethic, objective rational linear thinking, insisting on the correct answer, plans for the future, delayed gratification, and on and on and on. This is only a peek, a mere fraction of the amazing qualities at which people of no color are said to be supreme.

So it can’t really come as a surprise to you that people of no color also control the very heavens. Yes, even the very weather itself obeys of-no-colors. Journalists tell us so.

“Climate change is racist”. So reads the title of a recent book by British journalist Jeremy Williams. While this title might seem provocative, it’s long been recognised that people of colour suffer disproportionate harms under climate change – and this is likely to worsen in the coming decades.

However, most rich white countries, including Australia, are doing precious little to properly address this inequity. For the most part, they refuse to accept the climate debt they owe to poorer countries and communities.

In so doing, they sentence millions of people to premature death, disability or unnecessary hardship. This includes in Australia, where climate change compounds historical wrongs against First Nations communities in many ways.

Of-no-colors are awesome! What talent! What presence! What power!

Racist, incidentally, means noticing something of or at which of-no-colors are superior.

The woke call this astonishing heretofore unknown power of of-no-colors “atmospheric colonisation”. The atmosphere! The atmosphere is where eagles live, my friends. The atmosphere is where typhoons and thunder are born. Lightning. Power.

Atmospheric colonisation is a bold, manly term. It says what it means. Of-no-colors command the atmosphere. And why not? They already did the same service for space.

I don’t know what it is of-no-colors possess, what trait I mean, that allows them to withstand minor changes in the weather, changes which are called “climate change”, changes which are shrugged off by of-no-colors, strengthens them, even, but changes which sterilize, disable and massacre of-colors. Could it be the lack of color of of-no-colors lets their skin breathe more easily, allowing the hot and cold to pass right through them? The rain and the snow don’t stick? I don’t know. I’ll leave that for the scientists to tell us, those wily creatures.

Yours Truly is, as you know, an of-no-color himself. And happy to be so. It’s Okay To Be Of-No-Color. I can tell you that I revel in the heat, I relish the cold. The sun, she does not bother me (no seed oils). The clouds fight to see who will cover me in their glory.

I didn’t know that these splendid abilities were due to my of-no-colorness. I just thought that I myself was naturally superior because I was me. Well, this was a natural mistake to make, as regular readers will understand. But given my of-no-color desire for the truth and linear thinking, I acknowledge my error and will no longer make it.

Still, I do feel sorry for our lesser colorful brothers. Put me and any old of-color side by side, expose us to a degree or two increase in temperature, and wait to see which one of us survives. Again, I don’t why I should survive these minor, even trivial, indeed scarcely noticeable, atmospheric changes, and my brother should perish, but it is The Way Things Are. This is what I think the article meant by “climate injustice”. The atmosphere is unfair in its treatment of the races.

Yet who said life had to be fair? There is no use fighting against Reality. Victories can only be transient and apparent. Reality always wins, and wins hard, in the end.

You can call this disparity an “injustice” if you like, but you become, in a very real sense, the proverbial old man yelling at clouds.

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10 Comments

  1. Biology is a numbers game. If people of no colour don’t up their game none of this will matter.

  2. James Washington

    Takes a superb thinker and writer to use satire so wonderfully.

  3. — A partial list of things we are told where of-no-colors reign supreme, at least according to diligent journalists and Experts who so often trumpet of-no-color supremacy: good toilet habits, strong families, mathematics, punctuality, diligence, aesthetics, strong work ethic, objective rational linear thinking, insisting on the correct answer, plans for the future, delayed gratification, and on and on and on. This is only a peek, a mere fraction of the amazing qualities at which people of no color are said to be supreme. —

    Don’t worry. The Powers That Be are working on it…I mean, on US. They’re doing their level best, through the megaphones of the media, the entertainment industry, the ever-more-corrupt mainline churches, and of course through public policy to erase all our distinctions. For the moment, we can’t even refer to them without being branded “racist” and being pilloried for “hate speech.” I fear our future will be darker still, if you’ll pardon the choice of words.

  4. Hagfish Bagpipe

    A supreme essay, Briggs. I too have tended to take my colorlessness for granted. But the time is nigh to ascend unto that lofty place our Maker so clearly intended us to rule.

  5. Cary D Cotterman

    “There is no use fighting against Reality. Victories can only be transient and apparent. Reality always wins, and wins hard, in the end.”

    God, how I wish that was true. Climate hysteria, Kung-flu hysteria, transgender cultism, oil dependence, the open border, and out-of-control bums, drug addiction, and crime are all pointing to the fact that those who are too stupid to comprehend reality, or too evil to acknowledge it, are winning, and winning hard.

  6. Briggs

    Hagfish,

    We should form a club.

  7. C-Marie

    No one is no-colour …. everyone has some colour ….. God determines who He creates male, and who He creates female. He also created the biological processes which govern our whole make-up, including our colour.

    One of the worst things being attempted, is the work going on right now, to get people to term women with the name of egg- producers. This war on women is huge, see the trans business. And this latest, at its base, is mockery of our Blessed Mother Mary …. Jesus Christ’s own mother …. war on Catholicism …. seen and unseen.

    God bless, C-Marie

  8. Hagfish Bagpipe

    ”We should form a club.”

    The Superior Club.

    Great Lake, great club.

  9. Milton Hathaway

    Excuses. We’ve heard them all our lives. When faced with an inadequacy, our first inclination is to make an excuse. Good parents learn quickly to shut down excuse-making from their children, even excuses with some validity, because a successfully wielded excuse begets more excuses. Besides, life isn’t fair, and children need to learn that sometimes they will suffer the consequences for the inadequacies of others (with the exception of those children destined to become tort lawyers, I suppose). When a parent accepts an excuse from a child, they are relieving the child of responsibility and consequences, initiating a pattern that will repeat. We frown upon parents who are lazy or just don’t know better yet, “they are creating a monster”.

    As adults, we will politely listen to excuses of others, and often even appear sympathetic. But silently we aren’t buying it, we see it for what it invariably is, an attempt to shift blame and escape accountability, and we can’t help but to think less of them. If their excuse-making is excessive and becomes tiresome, we have the luxury of avoiding them.

    In light of this, the “good toilet habits, strong families, mathematics, punctuality, diligence, …” list is absolutely devastating. It shines a bright light on the racist liberals who have set themselves up in the parent role for “less fortunate” minorities. Unfortunately, in this role, these liberals have proven to have exceptionally poor parenting skills, and have given us huge numbers of failed adults. These racist liberals tell themselves they are raising awareness and increasing sympathy for the plight of minorities, but in reality they are creating deep disdain.

    Liberal solutions all have one thing in common – they make the problems they seek to address much worse. Or, as an acquaintance puts it a little more bluntly, “everything they touch turns to sh*t”.

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