It was bound to happen

Remember how you used to cavalierly ignore those "Keep of the Grass Signs" in your un-enlightened youth? Well, you brutal, uncaring, beast. For it has finally been announced---from Europe, naturally,…

Tall men in planes

I am off to Spain today, for the conference, to present my unfinished, and unfinishable, talk. Why unfinishable? I am asking people to supply estimates for certain probabilities (see the…

Maybe your parents were right

They dropped the charges against that poor eighth-grade kid who was caught with a dollar bag of Skittles somewhere up in Connecticut. I'm not so sure that this is a…

Harmonica Convergence: classic column

In 1987 in Sedona, Arizona, the end of the world occurred in an event called the "Second Harmonic Convergence". It was publicized all over the world. Many enlightened people came.…

Vegetarian Intestines

You know how it is. It's dinner time, but you're tying to cut back on the red meat. So what do you do? That's right. You reach for a big…