Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the mall….get ready for….
Watch as THE CONSUMER prowls through suburban parking lots! Marvel as he waits in line in the predawn hours to stalk his prey! See how hearing the word Sale sends him into a frenzy!
Every person THE CONSUMER touches becomes a CONSUMER himself!
THE CONSUMER must consume…he must buy buy buy buy buy…his only purpose is to use use use use use!
Created by Mad Scientists in their BLACK FRIDAY laboratory in a bizarre and futile attempt to boost the economy, THE CONSUMER overthrew its masters and has become unstoppable!
None can stand against THE CONSUMER as he rushes to his office on CYBER MONDAY to drink in the artificial fluorescent light and create his PowerPoint DECK to earn the money which he will use to CONSUME!
What hero can resist the temptation and evil menace of THE CONSUMER?!
Watch BLACK FRIDAY! and find out!
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