The Week In Doom: Follow The Science Edition

The Week In Doom: Follow The Science Edition

The return of the Week in Doom seemed to go well enough last week, so I’ll inflict it on you for another installment.

Do Not Get Sick

Item: “Minority Contracting Comes to Medicine”.

Tarrant County’s [Texas] public hospital system, JPS Health, evaluates bids for contracts on a 100-point scale that gives more weight to “diversity and inclusion” (15 points) than to the reputation of a vendor’s goods and services (10 points) when assessing providers of transcatheter heart valves—devices used to counteract cardiac failure and keep blood flowing throughout the body.

This is only one of an increasing many similar stories. Medicine, like every other activity, is determined to DIE. They want you to DIE with them, and when you do, you die.

If you get sick, you won’t know if the quack you see was given his license because she could DIE, or because she can heal. Best not to take the chance: do not get sick. Or, if you do, stay away from doctors.

You have been warned.

Sky Farts

Item: “Secretive Experiment To Shoot Aerosols Into The Sky Over San Francisco To Increase Cloud Cover”

A secretive project conducted from the deck of an aircraft carrier in the San Francisco Bay will shoot trillions of aerosol particles into the sky to increase cloud cover in the name of preventing global warming, and details have been held back to “avoid (a) public backlash.”

Now is your chance to backlash.

The particles sprayed into the air will be made from hubrium, which is mined from the concentrated hubris emitted by Experts. It is collected from mirrors placed at strategic locations in college campuses around the country.

Why The Science

“All those scientists, they’re all alike! They say they’re working for us, but what they really want is to rule the world!”

It’s A Gas, Man

Item: “Spaced out: Sheila Jackson Lee tells Texas students ‘planet’ moon is ‘made up of mostly of gases’: Jackson Lee tells students, ‘The sun is a mighty powerful heat, but it’s almost impossible to go near the sun. The moon is more manageable'”

Jackson is a Congresscreature, elected to her lofty position of Science Arbiter.

“You’ve heard the word ‘full moon,’” Jackson Lee told the students who were with her on a sports field before the eclipse. “Sometimes, you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon is that complete-rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases. And that’s why the question is: Why or how could we as humans live on the moon? Are the gases such that we could do that?”

I want to repeat and emphasize the following point: Jackson was elected. Not just once, but many times. She will almost certainly go on being re-elected, because almost all Congresscreatures are re-elected, regardless of their performance, honesty or, as we can see, their intelligence.

Laugh at her ignorance and enjoy yourself. Ha ha! But remember this: because she is a Congresscreature, she is in charge of you. And will go on being in charge of you until she, and those like her, are removed.

Infinity Times Seven Billion

Item: The Vatican released a new document (Dignitas Infinita) which, in its favor, says “gender” surgery and the like are pure madness, which is true. But it also announced that each person has infinite dignity.

If this is so, then each stubbed toe is infinitely tragic, infinitely horrible, infinitely regrettable, infinitely sad. The whole world would moan over every misstep.

I have said it before, and it appears I’ll have to go on saying it ad infinitum, but infinity is a number (or are numbers) much, much greater than you think.

Thumbs Down

Item: “Quebec man has two healthy fingers amputated to relieve ‘body integrity dysphoria'”

You will have noticed that what they did to the word cure is akin to what rulers did to kids on Epstein island. Like those kids, the word will never fully recover.

Many years ago we highlighted quacks cutting limbs off of patients. Legs are a favorite. Not accidentally, which sometimes happen, but on purpose and for large fees. To “cure” them of their insane thoughts that these limbs did not really belong to them. This was before “gender” mania hit.

It’s difficult to say who is crazier, the people who think their legs aren’t their legs, or the men with scalpels and bank accounts. How did we ever come to believe indulging a person’s madness is a cure for it?

And now we have many men undergoing shin removal surgery so that they can look more like Napoleon.

It’s Science.

Headline of the Week

There were two this week, tied in their Doominess. Perhaps you can let me know what you think is worse.

Headline 1: “How climate change is hitting vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers”.

Headline 2: “Men punching random women in NYC: A desperate last gasp of the male rage fueling MAGA”.

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  1. Incitadus

    Sky Farts…I was very interested to see this in print it’s been of grave concern to me since the Vietnam War
    where cloud seeding with silver nitrate was used with great success to intensify the monsoon rains over
    the Ho Chi Minh Trail. Commercial cloud seeding companies have been in business a ever since and
    all you have to do is google weather modification and you too for a price can make it rain with over
    150 companies listed in the U.S. alone. This is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to governments and
    private interests who have been launching ‘weather balloons’ into the stratosphere and releasing Nano-sized
    particulate calcium carbonate to create a reflective cloud, ‘to cool the earth’, that remains aloft for years. That
    combined with particulate aluminum added to jet fuel which adds ten trillion cubic feet of water vapor every
    year further blocking the sun and you start to see 1,000 & 5,000 year weather events. News articles all pretend
    there is some sort of debate about all this but I can assure you there is not. All extreme weather events are blamed
    on anthropogenic climate change and that gas grill in your backyard. It’s a self fulfilling paradigm with money in
    the bank for windmill and solar producers and unfettered government over reach. Oil companies generally support
    the climate hoax because it keeps the price of the forbidden fruit high.

  2. canned alpaca lips

    lest we forget, rep sheila jackson lee graduated from yale. our betters are betterer!

  3. Having recently stubbed my toe, I tend to agree with the Pope on that “infinite tragedy” thing. At least while I’m still trying to exhaust my vocabulary of obscenties.

    @Incitadus: Aerosols from an aircraft carrier has made me reconsider my skepticism of chem trails. Especially since, in 21st century America, the difference between conspiracy theory and conspiracy has been reduced to about 3 weeks.

  4. Cary D Cotterman

    Sheila Jackson Lee also stated that Neil Armstrong planted the U.S. flag on Mars.

    Representative Hank Johnson stated that Guam could capsize if too many people were on it.

    They are the architects of our future.

  5. Incitadus

    Cotterman…I don’t know about chem. trails either. Nano aluminum is added to jet fuel to make the
    fuel burn more efficiently, the residue creates an albedo effect reflecting sun light. This and the quantity
    of water vapor at high altitude has has got to have an effect that’s never factored into the AGW myth. Personally
    I think that and what they’re doing deliberately to the upper atmosphere is causing these epic floods we’re having
    all over the planet. Ten trillion cubic feet of water vapor at 30,000 feet yearly is a pretty incredible number. These
    bastards are doing whatever it takes to screw up the weather so they can point at it and say I told you so.

  6. Johnno

    I am infinitely offended that the doom news failed to point out Expurt Hersterical verbiage proffered recently that Climate Change is leading to an increase of solar eclipses, which you might hope would have dropped the temperature significantly over time as an average of the global total leading to more hersterical expurt screaming that unborn child sacrifice should be increased at the federal level so as to appease the dragon and restore the warmth so that the government taxation grift may continue and control over all forms of life may increase and unto them shall the gathering of the migrants be, seeking the wheat of Joseph Biden that he for some reason sold to Ukraine to serve as barricades for the trenches in which NATO will increasingly dig in to the detriment of all.

  7. C-Marie

    Most interesting, indeed!!
    God bless, C-Marie

  8. Hagfish Bagpipe

    What’s Briggs cooking up for Monday? I can hear his typewriter machine-gunning away, from even here. The fiend. It’ll be some doomsday nonsense, bet your bippy. So predictable. But it will be funny. There’s that.

  9. Hagfish Bagpipe

    Johnno, that’s the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen, in my life. Congratulations, sir! I shall endeavor to top it.

  10. Stephen Barringer

    To indulge my streak of humourless prig for a moment (and by “streak” I mean “roughly 90% of my basic nature”), I’ll argue that what His Holiness means by “infinite dignity” is not to suggest that any harm which befalls any human is likewise of infinite tragedy and therefore to be avoided at all possible costs. He is simply asserting that human dignity cannot be finitely quantified or commodified, and that no one person’s can be inherently greater or lesser than another’s — a necessary precondition to assert the absoluteness of certain rights, I should think.

    I have my issues with some of His Holiness’s theological statements, but when he does nail it, he nails it, and I applaud him for it.

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