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CDC Mandates New Hampshire Residents Must Wear Adult Diapers

Yes, you read the headline right. Here’s how it came about.

Earlier this year a “Diaper Spa” opened its doors in Atkinson, New Hampshire. (Click the link if you think I’m joking.) The owner Colleen Murphy bills herself as “neurodivergent” and says that she “diligently approaches the design of the Diaper Spa to stimulate all of the senses in an incredibly soft and soothing way.”

As a taste of services offered:

Imagine a safe and judgment-free session where you can openly express yourself and partake of your favorite activities, meals, snacks, and nurturing. Activities range from playtime, story time, nap time, cuddle time, changing time, coloring, nursery rhymes, and sing-a-longs.

More luxurious services include Stretching, Guided Meditation, Makeovers, and even piggy paint!

Changing time.

It’s $300 an hour for live services like “piggy paint”. If you want to go all out, you can stay at their Diaper B&B for $1,500.

Hey, if a man can pretend to be a woman, and everybody has to pretend with him or suffer, why can’t a man pretend to be an infant, and demand everybody has to pretend with him—or suffer?

What’s your answer?

It might be that there is no money to be made. No surgeries to tout or drugs to sell, as in “gender” “transitions”. All you can sell the age “transitioner” is a box of diapers. Not a lot of margin there. So our elite, rulers, and Experts wouldn’t seem to have the incentive to push this.

But you’d be wrong. Because once word got out about that grown men were out slobbering and running around in diapers and begging to be changed, the jokes started rolling. And that created stigma. See the end of this Law Enforcement Today report on the matter for stigma links.

The woke hate stigma, because it reminds them that what they are doing is bat guano insane.

So somebody, I know not who, must have contacted the CDC, which is brimming with Experts. Some Expert must have been asked how this diaper stigma could be ended. And the “solution” the CDC came up with is to mandate adults in New Hampshire wear adult diapers so that the men pretending to be infants would not feel out of place.

I haven’t seen news reports of this yet, my information coming from informed sources. Basically, all those over 18 must wear adult diapers when they go out in public. Companies with greater than 15 employees are supposed to put in place a policy for diaper checks, where employees will have to demonstrate they are wearing one. If not, both the company and employee will have to pay some fine. I don’t know what amount.

Several large chain stores already have signs demanding “Diaper Required”. One of them (I’m not supposed to say which) is going to install those airport-like monitors which will “x-ray” the nether regions of shoppers to ensure diaper rules are being followed.

I also gather the Governor will ask the legislature to make going outdoors without a diaper a misdemeanor, which if someone is convicted can land them in jail for a up to 12 months.

Look. I know what you’re thinking. But if the CDC can insist people wear masks, there is no logical or medical reasons they cannot insist people wear diapers. And didn’t people (deniers) call masks “face diapers”?

The precedent is there.

And, lately, the CDC’s power has been ensconced in court.

Here’s the headline of a relevant article: “Refusing to Wear a Mask Isn’t Protected by US Constitution: Federal Court“.

Refusing to wear masks is not conduct protected by the U.S. Constitution, a U.S. appeals court has ruled.

“A question shadowing suits such as these is whether there is a First Amendment right to refuse to wear a protective mask as required by valid health and safety orders put in place during a recognized public health emergency. Like all courts to address this issue, we conclude there is not,” U.S. Circuit Judge Thomas Ambro said in a Feb. 5 ruling.

“Skeptics are free to—and did—voice their opposition through multiple means, but disobeying a masking requirement is not one of them,“ Judge Ambro added.

If rulers have the power to make you wear a face mask to protect “public health”, then they surely have the power to make you wear a diaper to protect “mental health of the public”, because “mental health” is now a medical area. And Experts in medicine know better than you what behavior is best.

The “mental health” of men who pretend to be infants must be protected, just as the “mental health” of men pretending to be women is. By and in law, and in forcing your compliance.

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15 replies »

  1. No-no-no…

    Damn, Briggs – pulling my leg again!

    No homo sapiens could possibly be that (stupid/ignorant/imbecilic/etc.) to even conceive of mandating diapers!!

    Only politicians with PPPD (Piss-Poor Personality Disorder) could consider that!

    Now, there is a remote possibility, considering that some morons mandated that TAMPON DISPENSERS be placed in the Men’s restroom… NO,NO,NO…AAARGH!!

  2. “When man believed that happiness was dependent upon God, he killed for religious reasons. When he believed that happiness was dependent upon the form of government, he killed for political reasons….After dreams that were too long, true nightmares…we arrived at the present period of history. Man woke up, discovered that which we always knew, that happiness is dependent upon health, and began to kill for therapeutic reasons….It is medicine that has come to replace both religion and politics in our time.” – Adolfo Bioy Casares

    There’s more truth in Casares’ diagnosis of our social malady than in the entire Congressional Record. And the CDC has the ear of federal law enforcement. Q.E.D.

  3. I will belive it when I see it.

    And just so we’re clear, it’s not the guy pooping in diapers that’s the problem. That ship has already sailed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjYjq804gmM PLEASE PLEASE READ THE COMMENTS!!! I have no idea what I was looking for when I found this, *that* part of the memory has faded, being irrelevant in comparison. xD No, what I have a problem with is that I’m pretty sure some Expert higher up in the foodchain will have a moment of sudden clarity and will strike down the ordinance. I propose he will quote some sort of a Social Welfare Expert who will point out — no, they’ll quote Climate Change Experts! They will say diapers are bad for the environment and their production releases CO2 and they they’ll make a calculation on how much CO2 is released by diapers versus underwear and conclude that, sadly, diapers have to be shelved. See? Climate Change Experts to the rescue!

  4. I cannot believe the Fathers of our Constitution would have granted the Federal Government that power.

  5. Doesn’t New Hampshire have a post birth abortion option?

    Can’t they just put these people off to one side, make them comfortable, and let nature take its course?

    Their problems will be solved in one way or another

  6. Ad: Unlike Our Competitor’s
    A refresher course in toilet training is included and we use only warm moist towels to wipe your bum.

    Headline: Diaper Price Fixing Collusion
    Price of adult diapers skyrockets as mandates enforced!

  7. Nothing the application of a little magic melanin can’t help. Trans-racial appears to be the only off-side transing.

  8. I’m pretty sure Remington makes a special round for dealing with the ABDL community. Or maybe it’s Winchester. I’ll have to look that up to refresh my memory.

  9. The CDC, ladies and gentlemen and other beings…

    CDC Is Now Retaliating Against Its Own Scientists For ‘Wrong’ Mask Research

    “Director Cohen’s scientific bumbling continued last week as her agency began fighting with CDC’s own researchers over another contentious declaration: N95 respirators work better than surgical masks. In recent years, mask advocates have shifted goalposts and demanded N95 respirators, which they claim perform better than surgical masks at stopping the COVID virus.

    Not true say CDC’s own scientists, according to CDC documents I uncovered.

    During a presentation last summer, a CDC expert stated there was no difference between N95 respirators and masks in stopping viruses. These findings have been supported by CDC scientists in a study CDC published on the agency’s website last November—just a few weeks before Director Cohen testified before Congress.

    To shut down this controversy, CDC wrote a blog last week warning researchers that to suggest that facemasks and respirators are the same “is not scientifically correct.”

    https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/cdc-now-retaliating-against-its-own-scientists-wrong-mask-research

    But do not worry… the science or THE SCIENCE ™ is completely irrelevant to whether or not womandates should be obeyed. Government has spoken!

  10. Unfortunately, that is now law. In 1983 congress passed something called the “Public Health Emergencies Program”, under which the President, in consultation with cabinet secretaries, can declare such an emergency, toss the constitution in the trash, and go crazy. Baliwick News has the skinny:

    https://bailiwicknewsarchives.files.wordpress.com/2023/05/2023.05.01-legal-history-american-domestic-bioterrorism-program.pdf

    More fun:

    https://bailiwicknews.substack.com/p/american-domestic-bioterrorism-program

  11. Free government diapers for the homeless! They need ’em. Should come in a kit with their crack pipe, clean syringe, and Obamaphone.

  12. @Chad: “I cannot believe the Fathers of our Constitution would have granted the Federal Government that power.”

    Well, of we all know that the Fathers of the Constitution DIDN’T grant that power.

    We did. By our acquiescence, WE did.

  13. Please stop giving the tyrannical nitwits in charge (how the heck did that happen anyway?) any new idiotic ideas. They’re already too adept at coming up with them all on their own.

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