Telepathic War with Aliens! And it's happening now! Aliens have already infiltrated the UN, and maybe even the White House. They are abducting people left and right and in between.…

My Uncle Chuck---one of my mother's brothers---when he was a young man, married a woman named Sylvia. Got a tattoo to prove it, too. Problem was, he and she divorced,…

Breaking story Sarah Palin has not denied being the CRU email hacker!

With all the yock and chatter that's been floating around about the military lately, I thought it would be fun to tell an uplifting story. My dad was an electrician's…

Apologies for the slowness in answering comments and lack of podcasts this week, but I was dying and my voice was shot. Gross talk alert: read no further if the…

It's time for a science experiment! In a large plastic bag, collect the following: the solid bits from the kitty litter, or the equivalent output from Fido, a week's worth…

There was supposed to be something here about oddly named NIH grants. But this morning I hit "Publish" inadvertently and failed to recognize it until now. To make up for…

Ronald Reagan said that the ten scariest words in the English language are "Hello, I'm from the government and I'm here to help." In terms of sheer mayhem and spirited…