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Last Of The Summer Whine
Summer is over This is the end The ring-necked plover Is back in his bed The lake is still warm The water yet inviting But it's not good form And…
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The Week In Good News
All Doom and no sunshine makes Jack a dull boy. Even in decline a culture has bright spots. I'll start: God willing, tomorrow I will polkaing like a madman. Your…
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Winner Of Progeny Calamity, Genuine Ignoble Prize (Not THAT Ig Noble)
You guys knew you were in good company, but what you didn't know until today was that you were in the presence of celebrity. I am pleased---nay, thrilled---to announce that…
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Script Leaked From New 007 Movie, Leap Into The Dark
Apparently this is what they call a treatment, or a partial script, and only goes to the end of Act I. I am sworn to keep secret how I came…
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Restoration
It is a slow Friday, and many of us, as we should be, are off the internets and at the lakeside or park. Yesterday we had thoughts of the country,…
CONTEST! Produce Better Parody Of Christianity Than Nicholas Kristof & Serene Jones
We've had many contests over the years, dear readers, varying in their difficulty and intellectual challenge. This time I have the true test, the consummate conundrum, the summit of stumpers.…
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Happy Resurrection Day!
The battle rages on but---spoiler alert---Jesus wins in the end. Christianity, the only going religion based on historical events. Go to Mass. See what you're missing.